Turn Signal Lights

Let's review. Your turn signal light (when used properly) indicates to other drivers the direction in which you intend to turn.

When you intend to turn left or move into the left lane, use your left turn signal light.

When you intend to turn right or move into the right lane, use your right turn signal light.

If you do not know how to operate your right or left turn signal lights, then you damn well shouldn't be allowed to drive at all! If you are too lazy to use your right or left turn signal lights, again, stay the hell off the road.

You lazy stupid people are the cause of countless traffic (and pedestrian) accidents. You frustrate all of the other drivers who pay attention to turn signal lights as a means of determining their own driving decisions. Your actions may lead to injury, death, road rage, a mass migration of good drivers into other provinces/countries.

I beg you, learn to use your turn signal lights. Only you can save the lives of countless innocent people and help to keep good drivers from leaving Manitoba permanently.

Messy Desk

Every day I look at my desk and think, "today I will clean this mess up!" I clean some of it up every day. Really, I do. Honest. But it never gets better.

Occasionally I put everything on a pile or two, but the second I have to find an item on one of those piles, my semblence of neatness is destroyed.

I have a very large desk and a significant amount of counter space as well. There is room to have a place for every single item on my desk. There is no good reason for my mess. It disturbs my focus.

I might need professional help.